Wednesday, October 3, 2001

the lessons for today

I learned two very important things while watching Days of Our Lives today:

1. The key to keeping a marriage fresh is walking in slow motion. (Of course!)

2. If you are a high school student on a school trip in Puerto Rico, and you are reported drowned, the news media in your hometown will be notified, but your parents won't. (Never mind if you actually were drowned or not.)

And let's not forget the lesson that we learned last week: you can stab guy and shoot him three times, but if he's pure evil and looks like Dave Navarro, he'll still be able to get to a deserted island in an inflatable motor boat in the middle of a hurricane...and faster than three teenagers on jetskis, too.

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