Brian: "It's weird, I'm not really doing anything different, but all of a sudden I'm getting more muscle definition."
Me: "Me too! I'm not really doing a good job sticking to my diet*, but I'm getting smaller."
Me: "Do you think we were bitten by radioactive spiders?"
Brian: "Hah! I wish."
*Not really a diet, more of a long-term habit modification plan. Step one: less snacking between meals when I'm not even hungry. Step two: eat less cheese (seriously). Step three: less sugar (this is the hard one! I'm going to go ahead and classify chocolate as an addictive substance.)
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