I have many goals for this deployment. Basically they boil down to taking better care of myself, and this apartment. Better time management. Better eating habits. More exercise. More cleaning.
Brian left me with a brand-new MacBook and a container of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey.
I'm starting to suspect that he's secretly a chubby-chaser who actually enjoys living in a messy apartment. Just a theory, here.
2 hours ago